Jamppy and I are good friends now!

Jamppy seems to be getting impatient. He sent this to me and I didn't reply.

Sorry for the late response, i will like to inform you that the payment has been made now and i'm sure you will have receive the payment notification from paypal .And the shipping company needs $1,100.00 USD for the pick up and delivery.So i made a total payment of $3,699.00 USD, $2,499.00 USD for (Blue RC8 54 cm), $1,100.00 USD for the shipping company, and $100.00 USD for whatever Western Union will be charging you to send the money to them. Please let me know as soon as you send them the money, Bellow is the shipping company agent information who will come for the Pick Up and where to send the $1,100 USD.hope to hearing back from you Asap.

Name: Mayowa Fadare
Address: 7430 New Technology Way,
City : Frederick,
State: Maryland,
Zip Code: 21703,
Country: United State.

Thanks and hope to hearing back from you Asap.
Then a day or two later I received another long sentence from him.

Good morning to you over there what's going on over there since i have made the payment and your money has been deducted from my account and i wonder why you don't get back to me since i have made the payment and i have been worried since then can you pls get back to me to know what's going on over there with you maybe you have send the $1,100 to the shipping company via western union money transfer cos pay pal is still waiting for the western union details in order to activate the full funds into your account so kindly reply me back now to know what's going on with you over there so i can know what to do next.hope to hearing back from you Asap.

Thanks


As usual, I am thrilled with my response:

Jamppy,

And also a good morning to you as well over there in the internet land wherever it is that you reside inside my computer where you spent a lot of money on this shipping company for this bicycle it seems that you are paying over a thousand dollars to ship a bike and i could fly it to you on an airplane (don't know when I'll be back again) for some cost similar to what you paid but at least I would get a good vacation out of it and vacations are important but when one returns from vacations they feel like they need another vacation i am going on vacation on friday and it is supposed to rain but i wont let that bring me down (nothin is gonna break my stride) perhaps i can drop the bike out of the plane to you and we wont have to pay the eleven hundred dollars for shipping

I am glad that we have become friends and than you for understanding why i havent sent you the bike yet but as soon as the rain forecast changes for my vacation i will be able to function more properly and send you money even though my ad clearly stated that you should pay me for the bike.